Top three 2025 rookie running backs you wouldn’t want to date your sister. 

1. There’s dumb, there’s really dumb, then there’s completely brain dead. Being brain dead can be seen as a positive when you have to run an oval shaped sphere through a bunch of grown men trying to beat your breaks off. Not necessarily a positive for respecting someone’s sister. He’s the first RB since Frank Gore in 1950 to test at a 1st grade literacy level at the combine. FanDuel released his odds at even money to remember his name by the end of the season. All that being said, he’s got a special primal instinct on the football field no one has seen before. The closest comparison is if you hand picked a pre-historic all pro Neanderthal and placed him at the running back position. No one wants an all pro Neanderthal in the sheets with their sister. Pick #1 Cam Skattebo 

2. Hard decision, made easier by a domestic abuse charge. Pick #2 Quinshon Judkins

3. Imagine having a bad day on the golf course, it’s 100 degrees outside, cart girls no where to be found, and your wife’s lighting up your phone that died an hour ago. You walk up to a short par 4 and hit a drive that goes 280 dead center. You ignore the steep downhill and strong wind at your back and think to yourself ‘can’t wait to tell the guys in the office I’m hitting driver 280+ now, maybe I can turn this day around if I stick an approach tight’. You get to your ball and there’s 80 yards to the hole, a perfect distance for your 60 degree you spent an unnecessary 45 minutes practicing at the range prior to the round. You stand over the ball, waggle the club twice, bring the club back, and hit a dead shank directly into a creek no one’s hit into since the course opened. What do you do next? You hop in the cart and go to the next hole. That’s how I felt about this pick. You don’t think about it, you just do it and move on. Pick #3: Woody Marks