A bull in china shop. A whore in a church. A mistress at a funeral. A fox in a henhouse. A one legged man on a unicycle. A one armed juggler with three chainsaws. A horny ex at a wedding. A blind driver at the daytona. A fat man at a chili cook off. A spider at a roller derby. A jack hammer at a book store. Fingerpaint at the louvre. A pedophile at a child’s beauty contest.

Cameron Skattebo on a football field.